Well, uh...*looks around*...I do have something that's, well, honestly, NASTY. I'm including it here in grey color, but seriously, if you're the sqeamish type, DON'T READ IT. If you still wanna know, highlight the next few lines...
You know you're screwed when you wake up after dental reconstruction surgery and projectile-vomit blood. Twice.
If you've read it - believe me, I'd rather go without that story.
Gatac
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Katy: Can I have the skill 'drive car off bridge and have parachute handy'?
Justin: It's kind of a limited skill.
Greg: Depends on how often you drive off bridges.
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