Okay, give me a sec to set up all this equipment. (Nate scurries around with spotlights, fans, and such. He cues a light up on his face and darkens all others. A microphone is put to his lips, the reverb and extra bass is applied)
How DARE you defile Bob and George! Childishness is the ENTIRE point! You will SUF--(Nate hacks, coughs, sputters. Hundreds of laser dots from rifle sights suddenly appear on his body. The mike shuts off) Um...what's that? Zoinks!
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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