Zeke's Better Judgment: Slow year, huh?
Yeah. For the site, anyway. Real life is another story.
Zeke's Better Judgment: A story that no one needs to hear, but I bet you'll still --
I finished my thesis! My Master's degree is almost complete. I just need to give the talk next month, and then I'm home free.
Zeke's Better Judgment: Uh huh. Anything else you want to bore people with? Perhaps a little moaning about how some girl crushed your soul?
That happened twice this year. See? I haven't just been sitting around.
Zeke's Better Judgment: Yeah, you're a real dynamo. You're the transwarp bowling ball of productivity.
And this post is just to get in one more 2007 entry. I have an actual update pla--
Zeke's Better Judgment: Oooo, an UPDATE! Sound the alarm! Run for the hills, Mabel!
What are you so cranky about?
Zeke's Better Judgment: Perhaps it hasn't occurred to you that I stop existing when you let the site go dead like this. It's really annoying.
Come on, you're my better judgment. I use you all the time.
Zeke's Better Judgment: Remind me: in what manner do you buy box after box of comics? And stay up late playing video games when you have a cold? And backdate newsposts because there are still time zones where it's not midnight yet?
(sigh) Against my better judgment.
Zeke's Better Judgment: Exactly. I can't get a word in edgewise except online, where you think it's funny.
All right, all right, point taken. But it is funny.
Zeke's Sense of Humour: Actually...
You stay out of this.