The wait is over! Today the final slot on Five-Minute Anime's front page is filled! Comin' at you live from the 3WA, it's one of the all-time classics: Five-Minute The Dirty Pair!
Hold it. What the hell?
Enterprise this time? And it bears even less resemblance to the actual anime than that Seven thing did!
Well, great. Between the TJI and the last two "fivers", the pattern is obvious. There's no point in denying it -- this site was never meant to be Five-Minute Anime at all. No matter what I write, it turns back into Star Trek or something else from the old FiveMinute.net.
So be it. We're 5M.net again. Anime will just be a section like any other.
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AND THAT, FOLKS, IS WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS THING ALL ALONG.
Toldja I had a plan.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short
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FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of
scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction