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Old 06-26-2010, 08:16 PM
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Derek: I don't know why we're not getting a wide berth! Can't they see my "Baby On Board" sign?
Come on, the alternative is my "Adults only. Ram at will." sign.

Zeke: Yeah, but it doesn't exactly flood the ocean with petroleum either, unlike some countries.
I can't believe they did that next to MY FLORIDA! DOT-COM!

Derek: I'm with them in spirit, but marriage has trained my body out of it.
Untrue! The spirit was willing AND the flesh was weak.

Great first part, Zeke.
"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?"
"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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