07-03-2010, 02:43 AM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
Posts: 2,970
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Whee!
Quote:
Apollo Stuff: MOMMYYYYYY!
Radio Astronomer: Hey, get a load of this one. I'm not sure, but it *might* be a signal from intelligent life.
Boss: . . . No, that's a call-in radio show.
Astronomer: Oops, wrong frequency. Here.
Boss: Wow, that broadcast sounds like it could be the real thing, all right. Can you trace where it's coming from?
Astronomer: Sure. . . . GASP! It's coming from . . . *inside this house*!
Everyone Else: GASP!
Astronomer: Just kidding. Actually, parallax reveals that it's coming from . . . *the Moon*!
Everyone Else: GASP!
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