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Old 07-11-2003, 02:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Sa'ar digs in the wastebin of discarded jokes*

Let's try this one here:

Morpheus: C'mon, my grandmother can hit harder than this.
Neo: All right, you asked for it. HAAAAIIII-wha? Why's everything blue?
Morpheus: You tried to do too many things at once and crashed the program. Touch your nose, eye and ear to reboot.

People: Stuff.
Neo: I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo! I'm gonna...oh, craaaaaaaaaa *splorch!* ((very tiny font)) Ouch.

Preceding lines and Neo crowing in delight as he leaps can be pretty much anything, but I'm fond of a very tiny "ouch" echoing up from the street below. Or possibly "Damn gravity."

On a more cartoonish theme (yes, the last one was cartoonish as well, and this is more cartoonish)

Morpheus: Here, you'll need these.
Neo: A tiny umbrella and a sign that says "Oops"?
Morpheus: See you at the bottom...I mean, other side.
Neo: Not helping.

Watching the fight on the monitors:
Random person: Anyone bring popcorn?[/colorost_uid0]
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