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Rachel: How? How did this happen? We only made one copy!
(pause)
Rachel: Okay, I guess if Eminem's face had melted, I would probably have read about it by now.


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Rachel: Oh, fine, this once. *dials phone* Hello, Doctor? My son is having severe --
Secretary: (over the phone) SEVEN DAYS.
Rachel: AAAAA!
Secretary: That's the next available appointment. And we don't assign benefits. Full price up front.
Rachel: AAAAA!
*snerk*

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Rachel: Calm down! *opens door* See? It was just ajar.
I knew there was a pun coming.

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Rachel: NOT THE MAMA!
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