MY BODY IS READY
SHOW ME THE CONTEXT
*reads it*
Awwwww! This is so sweet! Thank you! What a lovely birthday treat!
*several minutes later*
I was like "oh man the one time I was ready for a context joke and it wasn't. Stand down to Green Alert."
And then I saw Disclaimer One and followed it and that was an EVEN SWEETER birthday present.
And then -- AND THEN -- I saw Disclaimer Two.
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