Too many standouts including the Triphammered paragraph, but here:
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Gwen: Stop! I have questions for yooou're not him.
Weevil: GRAAR.
Gwen: Don't suppose you've seen a man in an RAF greatcoat?
Weevil: *eats a random passerby*
Gwen: Maybe I'll just leave you be.
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Yeah, might be a good idea.
Quote:
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Tosh: Is this the right Weevil? I thought the one we were after was bigger.
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Oh you.
Quote:
Pizza Guy: I guess I can let you see the names on our customer list, but not --
Gwen: Aha! Torchwood!
Pizza Guy: Oh, their address I'll give you. They tip like misers.
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You mean their address isn't already on the publicly accessible website that uses the same simple password as every other secret government website in the world?
Quote:
Jack: Good. Team, this is the start of a new era of competence for us.
Ianto: *shakes head sadly*
Jack: And you stop reading ahead. It's not healthy.
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*snerk*
Also, happy birthday!
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