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ost_uid0]Whoa. I disappear for two months, and you guys stick to the same block? Well, at least I didn't miss much...
'tsgood to be back. Â
[b
ost_uid0]Neo and Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] BAM! [i
ost_uid0]POW![/i
ost_uid0] [b
ost_uid0]WHACK![/b
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[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] I can't keep up with you! How do you fight so fast?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] ...and [i
ost_uid0]that[/i
ost_uid0] was for [i
ost_uid0]Bill and Ted![/i
ost_uid0] And [i
ost_uid0]this[/i
ost_uid0] is for [i
ost_uid0]Devil's Advocate[/i
ost_uid0]! And [i
ost_uid0]this[/i
ost_uid0]...!
[b
ost_uid0]Neo and Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] BAM! [i
ost_uid0]POW![/i
ost_uid0] [b
ost_uid0]WHACK![/b
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[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Good. Adaptation. Improvisation. But your weakness isn't your technique.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] What then?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] You need to press Shift and Control simultaneously, and type in "NEO-RULEZ."
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] In the next stage of your training, I drop you off a humongous skyscraper.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Sure, fine, no pro--WHAT?
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] We like to keep our Saviors humble.
[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] Now just don't look down, make the jump, and you'll be fine.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[i
ost_uid0](distant SPLAT)[/i
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[b
ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/b
ost_uid0] He looked, didn't he.[/color
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