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Old 02-24-2005, 03:26 AM
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Here are some ideas to get us started

Neo: Ah, lets see what is behind door number 303.
Agent Smith: Sorry, wrong door.

Agent Smith: Bang Bang
Neo: Hmmm, that didn't even hurt.
Agent Smith: Bang Bang Bang
Neo: That hurt.

Agent Smith: Check him
Agent Brown: I'm an agent, not a doctor.

*Neo dies*
Agents: Neo is dead, so lets go get a pizza.
Sentinals: Yummy Ship
Tank and Morpheus: Rats, we are screwed.
Trinity: I love you Neo.
*Neo Gets Back Up*
Agents: Huh?
Sentinals: Huh?
Tank and Morpheus: Huh?
Trinity: What? Love is the cure for the common dead.
Everyone: Oh!

Agent Smith: Dude, I feel funny.
*Agent Smith blows up, Neo appears*
Neo: Who's Next?
Agents (While wondering which way to run): Uhhh, we got to go now!
Neo: That will show you who is boss!
Trinity: NEO!
Neo: Coming dear!