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Old 03-26-2005, 04:15 AM
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[insert previous block here]


Neo: Un-GAK!
Everyone: GASP!

Neo: I understand now...
Agents: You understand what, that you're the One?
Bullets: ZIN--
Neo: No, what Morpheus meant about having the most dangerous weapons around. *holds up a copy of Speed to the bullets* Hey, wanna watch this?
Bullets: AHHH! Run away, run away!



-- or --



Sentinels: Here we come...
Morpheus: Oh no. I really hoped it wouldn't come to this, folks, but I'm going to have to--
Trinity: Nooooo! Don't turn on the EMP, Neo is alive! I just know it!
Morpheus: Who said anything about turning on the EMP? Now let me concentrate...Up, Down, Right, Right, Down, Select, aaaand...
Neo: Un-GAK!
Trinity: Morpheus, I didn't know you knew the code for a 1-Up.
Morpheus: Much good it'll do Neo if I can't enter the Invincibility code quick enough.


[edit] I just realized that "1-Up" bit is vaguely a pun :shock: :mrgreen:
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