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Old 08-03-2011, 05:55 PM
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Fantastic stuff, Zeke.

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I hope you will all keep him in your non-denominational prayers to a vaguely defined secular entity who probably doesn't exist. If you can't think of one, just choose something big. Personally, I pray to the centre of the galaxy.


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A civilized government has no use for scare tactics.

Now let me be clear: if I don't get this increase passed, your entire family will die.
Whee!

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Before I address the specific points of President Archer's speech, it is incumbent on me to acknowledge that I did not actually watch it, since I was busy rehearsing my own.
Zing!

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And announcing a new title halfway through a book is unprofessional at best.
*has to think about this for a while*

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Something called corbomite that General Reed refuses to disclose any details about.
Hee.

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A fleet of 100 ships could never reach our borders undetected, and that number is in any case a groundless, unscientific guess. According to the Vulcan Science Directorate's far more methodical analyses, the president's experts are overestimating by at least 6.
Plus/minus .003, I'm sure.
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