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ost_uid0]Okay, here's a shot, then:
Cypher: She told me that I'd have to make a choice. I one hand I'd have Morpheus' life, and in the other I'd have a tender, juicy, steak.
It's a little long, but I wanted to be sure to keep the source recognizable.
EDIT: I just thought of another variant.
Cypher: She told me that I'd have to make a choice. I one hand I'd have Morpheus' life, and in the other I'd have a very traceable cell phone.[/color
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