Five-Minute Children of Time
Miranda: Any questions?
Jadzia: Yes. Can we start the plot already?
Molly: I'm sure they'll get around to it.
When it's the sixth scene (not including the log entry), that's really saying something about the plot.
Kira: But aren't you 200 years older than the other Odo?
Odo: Good point. Call me "Oldo."
Love the Oldo gag.
Five-Minute All Good Things
Crusher: Well, I'm not detecting any chronoplasts in your temporeticulum, but then, I just made those words up.
At least she's honest.
Picard: You found me guilty of pleading not guilty.
Q: Ah, but I didn't pass sentence.
Picard: You froze two of my officers in ice!
Q: That wasn't a complete sentence, it was a prepositional freeze.
Oh, that's horrible. That might even go beyond "punny" as the worst pun ever. Funny, but horrible.
Q: You're familiar with the Captain Pike two-light system, I'm sure.
Picard: THERE ARE F--
Q: Don't even think about it.
Still a favorite.
Picard: You'll do the right thing and let us through, Worf. I know you will.
Future Worf: No, I won't.
Picard: Will you do it for a Kahless Snack?
Future Worf: Yes, I will.
I'd hate to think what you make Kahless Snacks out of.
Future Crusher: Why can't you two put the pasteur behind you?
Oh man, the humanity!
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes
nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.