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Old 06-05-2005, 12:45 AM
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Neo: Have you heard of the movie "Alien", Agent Smith? The aliens--
Agent Smith: As it happens, I have, Mr. Anderson. They tear out from within unfortunate crewmembers who promptly go--GAK!
Agent Jones: Awww man, did you HAVE to do that? We were gonna hold a surprise retirement party for him just three days from now...
^ I feel obligated to point this out again by the combination of running gag, overkill of cliche, and sheer irony...


I also like my (unfortunately long) block about Morpheus cheat-coding Neo a 1-Up, BUT: We seem to have Neo faking his "GAK!" anyway, which renders this cheat code scene contradictory, or at least confusing.


On the other hand, this pun still seems to fit:
Quote:
Neo: Un-GAK!
Agent Smith: GASP! This is too stunning for me to absorb!
Neo: Here, let me help you.
Agent Smith: GAK!

I also liked
Quote:
Trinity: You can't be dead, you can't!
Tank: Uh, see that gauge on his vitals?
Trinity: Yeah...
Tank: It's been switched with some minimalist art. Here, let me put it back.
and Captain Proton's Princess Bride scene, because it does fit rather nicely.
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