[color=#000000  ost_uid0]Derek stands for "Doesn't Everyone --", wait, no, Derek is my name.
Everywhere else online I go by Spurk which is a name based on the non-word spurkey, which was what my friends and I in high school called a mystery meat that tasted like a combination of spam and turkey.[/color ost_uid0]
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?"
"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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