[NAHTMMM]

Angel: Find out the history of the Hyperion Hotel.
Cordelia: Why?
Angel: Um... it's pretty?
Wesley: Fair enough..

Heheheh, funny stuff, and blurb too. :mrgreen:

Darla: Why are you so obsessed with him? He's mortal. It's not like he could track us through time or anything.
Angelus: Still, I'd give my firstborn just to be rid of him.
Darla: Oh yeah, like vampires can have kids.

...
Angel: Ahh, I bet I'm supposed to jump into the pool.
Darla: Um, Angel? We're in a billiard room.
Angel: Good point. I should probably take my cue from the Host and break.

Heeheehee

Kenny: ...it was raining candy and sunshine?
Anne: Please, that only hurts if you're a vampire.

...
Angel: Okay, that's it. NOBODY disses the hair.
(Angel decapitates the cop)
Cop 1's Head: Well, that hurt.

...
All: (random screams of terror)
Gunn: I guess that one was available.

Bwahaha!

Cordelia: And now for some hilarious lesbian/vampire confusion!
Harmony: I have uncontrollable urges and also need you.
Cordelia: I said hilarious!

Heheh :mrgreen:


To the one in the 3rd season, now:

Lorne: Hey babes. Say, did you hear? Angel just bit the heads off his entire Beanie Baby collection.
Gunn: These files sure need a lot of work.

Heehee.

Jenoff: Sucking souls, sucking souls, la la la... Next soul payment! Please step down to register one.
Gunn: That's me.
Bill Gates: Hey, I was next!

Bwahahaha!

Cordelia: Angel's card-playing acumen is our only hope.
Angel: Any sixes?
Jenoff: Go fish.
Fred: We may be here a while.

:mrgreen:

Salesman: Don't worry about the vase.
Vase: GAK!

...
Radio: Oh what a beautiful mooooorning!
Angel: Whoa! There are little men singing in that box!
(Cordelia pushes a button)
Little Men in Radio: GAK!
Angel: Whoa!

...
Beast: (in Cordy's head) Hello, John.
Cordelia: I'm not John.
Beast: Note to self: Read script. Soon.