Heheh. Very funny! Though I only had time to read two fivers. Eleven fivers in two days... it`s cool, but a little... monstrous, :mrgreen:
Quotes from the ones I managed to read (Scooter`s and Cat`s):
Quote:
Groo: Lorne, why are you gathering the belongings of Wesley?
Lorne: Better not say that name, babe. Bad karma.
Groo: Interesting. I know of another dimension where the name Wesley causes similar consternation.
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Heheheheh. :mrgreen:
Quote:
Fred: Hiya, traitor. We packed up your desk. Here's your pink slip.
Wesley: What about the prophecy? I was protecting Connor from Angelus —-
Fred: Prophecy, shmophecy. Sahjhan copied it off a box of Honey Nut Cheerios. Angel was never going to kill Connor.
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Gunn: This Skench demon sucks.
Skench Demon: No, I spit. Allow me to demonstrate.
Gunn: Ewww, I stand corrected. Here, try this machete-shaped breath mint.
Skench Demon: GAK!
Gunn: Great. Covered in mucus. Could my day get any ickier?
Henchman: I'm here to collect the soul of a C. Gunn. Sign here please, line 23.
Gunn: Er, no hablo ingles.
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Wacky,
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Fred: Charles tried to drive me away and said horrible things to hurt me and so he must really love me and want to protect me from something terrible and and and —-
Angel: All right, I'm up already! Geez, next time just put scorpions down my pants.
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Scorpions... :twisted: :twisted:
And the Evil Dutch Woman`s...
Quote:
Lorne: I mayeth be prepareth to shouteth a joyous chanting.
Fred: Thou art a pigbraineth simpleton.
Lorne's Log: She's such a sweet girl.
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Quote:
Wesley: Whoa! Look at this sword I've got. It's collapsib--
Random Spot in the Air: GAK!
Gunn: Okay, you probably shouldn't wave it like that.
Wesley: But isn't that the whole point of a swo--
TV: CRUSH!
Gunn: Warned you...
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Heheh. For some mysterious reason this is my favourite scene, :twisted: :twisted:
Quote:
Angel: The only way to see yourself is in the mirror, right?
Wesley: I suppose.
Angel: Then I haven't seen any vampires.
Wesley: Are you implying--
Angel: No. Bye now.
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Oooh, very clever, :mrgreen:
Quote:
Cordelia: So now we all have our memories back. Neat. Bye now.
Angel: Wait. Were we in love?
Cordelia: I'd give birth to an evil goddess and die before I'd get back with you. But yes, we were.
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Very funny, and very evil! :P