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ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] Neo, you're not the One.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Damn.
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] Also, I'd like you to die painfully. Um, for Morpheus's sake.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Okay. Damn.
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] But we [i
ost_uid0]do[/i
ost_uid0] have some lovely consolation prizes for you. Here, have a cookie.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Can I have two?
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] No.
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] [GRANDMOTHERLY]Hi, Neo. Have a cookie.[/GRANDMOTHERLY]
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Um, are you speaking in BBCode?
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] [BLATANT LIE]Of course not. Also, you're not the One.[/BLATANT LIE]
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] Hmmm... Let's see if you're the One or not. Don't worry - if you're not the One, at least you'll get a cookie.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Ooooooo! Can I just take the cookie?
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] Sorry, Neo. You're not the One.
[b
ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] I'm not? But Morpheus was so sure...
[b
ost_uid0]Oracle:[/b
ost_uid0] I pronounce you... the Eon.
I was particularly fond of this one line:
[quote
ost_uid0]Oracle: You see that sign? It means, "If you can read this, you're not the One."[/quote
ost_uid0]
But a lot of the other stuff was great, too.
Trip, am I mistaken, or have we yet another newcomer? Awright! Welcome aboard.
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