[quote
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ost_uid0]Oracle: I have some good news and some bad news.
Neo: What's the bad news?
Oracle: You are going to die. Have a cookie.
Neo: Duh! So what is the good news.
Oracle: I won the lottery! See ya![/color
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ost_uid0]I'd change this one to:
Oracle: I have some good news and some bad news.
Neo: What's the bad news?
Oracle: You are going do die. Have a cookie.
Neo: Duh! So what is the good news?
Oracle: I just saved hundreds of dollars on my car insurance by switching to Geico.[/color
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