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ost_uid0]10. You are overwhelmed by a deep, pervading sense of irony.
8. To your vast dismay, the entire world is counting in base eight or base ten or something else bizarre.
7. Your watch is out of sync with everybody else's, clearly indicating that you are in an alternate universe where time passes at a different rate. Either that, or you should get your watch fixed.
6. You are impressed by the serious effort to keep [i
ost_uid0]Enterprise[/i
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5. Everybody seems to know who you are. Also, they keep calling you "Holy Emperor."
4. All your friends seem to have become sadistic and evil. More so than usual, that is.
3. Everybody around is suddenly speaking Russian, German, or Ancient Latin.
2. You receive an e-mail from Zeke OKing your request to five [i
ost_uid0]Regeneration[/i
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1. You do not recall llamas being mentioned in the Pledge of Allegiance in the past.
Yeah, yeah, I cheated. And so I give you:
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