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10.) Turn it into a high-yield explosive device by jamming pop rocks into the can and launching it out a torpedo tube.
9.) Refashion the aluminum into a tiny, childlike robot named Pep, which is inevitably doomed to die.
8.) Have its gender surreptitiously changed and act like nothing's happened.
7.) Incorporate it into new warp engine modifications, which are inevitably doomed to fail.
6.) Leave it in a dark, unswept corner until it achieves sentience.
5.) Name it, when it achieves sentience.
4.) Fashion the aluminum into a memorial plaque when it inevitably dies.
3.) Pull an ill-advised practical joke on Picard by replacing his regular tea with... well, Pepsi. Spend next six months working in sewage treatment department.
2.) Set it up on a play date with a can of Coke.
1.) Drink it. Suffer catastrophic caffeine overload.
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