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10.) Everyone should get drunk and play pingpong.
9.) Casual Friday is now pants-optional.
8.) All fencing partners get half a cardboard tube instead of a foil.
7.) Hair is now against regulations.
6.) There are four lights.
5.) The child-free zone now includes the entire ship.
4.) Gowron can kiss his @$$.
3.) The Mintakans should not only worship him, but build big statues of his head.
2.) Synonyms are still legal. Listing them is not.
1.) Any asking about the accent will result in immediate ejection into space. Naked.
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