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Simone: Repeat after me: I am craven and thou art my master!
Clark: I am craven and thou art my master!
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Wes?
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Lana: I am so frustrated. Can I have sex with you?
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Why does this never happen in real life?
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Lex: Well, I'm glad to be safe and --
(SUPER-THROW!)
Lex: Clark! You're being hypnotized and the hypnosis is making you super-strong somehow!
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She hypnotised him into eating his Wheaties.
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Lex: I. must. kill. Chloe. Sullivan. and. Lex. Luthor. and. Frank. Drebin.
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*znerk*
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Lana: I want to go evil.
Lex: I'm here to corrupt-- I mean, comfort you.
(Lana gets corrupted-- comforted at Ludicrous Speed)
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Come on over to the Dark Side...the Fun Side of the Force!
Nice work, Derek.