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ost_uid0]I think Derek's delivery of the "Oh, nothing" joke is the best so far, but I also like the two-line take on the tofu scene. Â So this would give:
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] Hey, Cypher, what're you doing?
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] Are you implying I'm trying to betray everyone to the Agents?
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ost_uid0]Neo:[/b
ost_uid0] No. What would make you think I think that?
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] Oh, nothing.
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ost_uid0]Cypher:[/b
ost_uid0] I know this isn't really steak, but it tastes like steak, which is good enough for me. Tell your friends I'll turn traitor for you.
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ost_uid0]Agent Smith:[/b
ost_uid0] Actually, the computers couldn't figure out what steak tastes like. You're eating prime-grade tofu.[/color
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