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ost_uid0]I gotta admit that ths sounded better in my head than it looks in writing.
Smith: What is it you want, Mr. Reagan?
Cypher: Can I have lots of money and power? Pretty please? I've been a very good boy this year.
Smith: Okay... I can put you on the 'nice' list if you betray and kill your shipmates.
Cypher: Hooray!
Smith: Good. Now get off my knee.[/color
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ost_uid0]The head-to-pen,-er,-keyboard problem is a noted phenomenon.
That said, I like the punchline. How about,
Smith: What is it you want, Mr. Reagan?
Cypher: Nothing really. I just want to be reinserted into the Matrix, be an actor in a summer blockbuster, and have a horsey.
Smith: Okay... I can put you on the 'nice' list if you betray and kill your shipmates.
Cypher: That doesn't sound very nice.
Smith: Just shut up and get off my knee.
Hm. Still needs work....
(by the way, welcome to the boards)[/color
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