10-28-2004, 01:28 AM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
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Woohoo! 
Here we go:
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Morpheus: This is where I logic you into self-destructing, right?
Agent Brown: Nope. Now get assimilated already.
Trinity: Waah, Morpheus is a goner!
Tank: This is terrible news!
Neo: Ooo, I call dibs on the red M&M's! ...Um, I mean--
Trinity: Just for that, you're coming with me to rescue Morpheus.
Neo: Oops.
Agent Smith: You humans are seriously sick in the head. We present you with the perfect civilization and what do you do? You go nuts. So we figure, hey, you want war, cancer, political parties, we'll let you have them. Serves you ingrates right. I mean, it's not like you jerks actually *appreciate* our selfless efforts to help you or anything...
Morpheus: Awww. There there, go ahead and cry. It'll do you a world of good.
Agent Smith: *sob*
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