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Who would win in a fight? Hawkeye or Legolas?
I have to note that it says "fight", not shoots better or farther. Odds are Legolas would win in an archery contest, but Hawkeye would win in an actual fight.
A Christmas tree halfway through a Portal portal
I thought about blue and orange portals for a second. I've never played the game, but I thought that one was exclusively "in" and one was exclusively "out", but I guess not. I am bothered that the two portals don't have the same diameter.
How all starships meet each other with the bridges pointing up
Look, I'm a fan of the "buttered toast always lands butter-side down" thing as much as anyone, but this just seems a little ridiculous. The galactic poles are clearly established, so it shouldn't be too hard to tell the computer to keep the axis of the saucer parallel to them in a certain direction.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes
nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.