Chapter 3: The Sorrow of Sparrow
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I’m back again, am I?
Opium: Yes, I need someone to give exposition.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Is this a well-made play or a melodrama?
Opium: Well, I haven’t had enough music for a melo-drama, have I?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me *takes swig of kahlua*
Forumgoers: Kahlua?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: It’s all I could *hic* find in this sea shanty!
John: Hehe, look, Seko, sigkittynip! You don’t get any!
Seko: MEOW!
TopHatMan: She can’t say much, can she?
PointyHairedJedi: Hi, here’s your pizza. Why, what’s this, a tiny sigkitty in a cage? Here sigkittykitty! Aren’t you just a cute little weak useless thing*opens cage* AAAAAAHH! GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Seko: MEOW! I’m not weak!
PointyHairedJedi: Will this be the GAK of PHJ?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Shouldn’t you be studying sociology?
Opium: Shhhh, either have an idea or not.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Well, you could…
Jake: Hey guys, I couldn’t decide which Sigkitty food to get, so I got Iams and Purina both.
PointyHairedJedi: HELP ME!
Jake: Okay. *puts PHJ in cage, away from SigKitty*
PointyHairedJedi: That’s not what I meant…
Seko: Meow. *sticks tongue out at PHJ*
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Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock:
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