[Opium]

The Cage Of Days

CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow: For the sake of Rum…it’s 11 am on a Sunday! Go to sleep.
Opium: Can’t, have rehearsal. Now…what’s your newest idea?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Can’t I go home now while you continue your odd little tale?
Opium: No, as this is my fanfic, and I say no.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Fine, fine. Try having a shunned co-conspirator with PHJ who is shunned,
Opium: BRILLIANT!
PHJ: Why am I still stuck in this Days Of Our Lives-esq cage?
Jake: This is the BEST writing I’ve done since DS9 finished *continues typewriting*
TopHatMan: Seko has joined our side! Although we don’t actually trust her and her shifty eyes.
Seko: Meow.
richardson:*bursts in door* I am here, to save the day! Oo! Cute kitty…hello kitty…
Seko: MEOOOOOOOW!*epic battle scene between richardson and Seko*
richardson: Eep! Now I’m stuck in the cage too!
John: Yes, yes you are.
PHJ: Could this be the end?
richardson: I’m not going to disagree with you.
TopHatMan: With what? You two this met?

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Was that good for you, dear?
Opium: Jack, why are you talking to the claymation deer on tv?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I have a serious drinking problem, and I suffer from heat stroke.
Opium: That’s very…OOO, I’ve got to get ready now! Bye Jack!