[Xeroc]

Good one, Valium!

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

Mining Chief, Mr. Xeroc, when asked for reasons for the move, told TJI that "recent yields of Fiverinium, the special quality within fivers, have been exceptionally low. We project, that, even at current low rates of construction, our resources would run out within barely a few months. So if 5MV Incorporated is to stay in the Fiver business, a move now will be vital.” When asked about Venice, he said that “early prospecting shows high concentrations of Zekium, the ore from which Fiverinium is extracted, around the Italian coastline. These Zekium deposits appear to be around ninety-five per cent pure fiverinium, with barely two-point-five per cent procrastinatinium and the same for other impurities in the rock. We hope that, from there, we can create a pipeline from the highest concentration to Venice, which, happily for us, are in more or less a straight line.”

All I can say is: "It's Mine - all Mine! MWAHAHAHA!"