[Sa'ar Chasm]

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10) T'Pol has developed a fondness for reggae.
9) Reed stops trying to shoot things, paranoid that his guns are "looking at him funny".
8) Entire crew is entranced by the sight of the stars rushing past...at impulse.
7) Archer is so keyed up it takes twice as long for the fanatic of the week to beat him up.
6) Tucker strangely unaffected.
5) Hoshi opens every hail with "This is the USS Enterprise. Do you have any snacks?"
4) MACOs found locked in the shuttlebay having a tea party with Phlox's menagerie. Phlox vents atmosphere in a mercy-killing.
3) Mayweather paints himself completely blue. No one notices.
2) Archer carefully asks every crewmember he passes if they can see the bulkheads melting. When they reply no, he says "Ah. Good. Right. Just checking."
1) Archer orders "Let's go," and it takes half an hour to notice that Travis has the ship stuck in neutral.

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