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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Welcome aboard, G-blatt!

[quoteost_uid0]Spoon Boy: Use the forks, dummy!!![/quoteost_uid0]

I like this one a lot...

You have some fun stuff; just one thing to point out. Take a look at other people's posts (and at actual fivers) - the norm here is to break down jokes into very very short blocks, not to combine a whole lot together (jokes are less effective in big lumps). Brevity is the soul of wit, especially when the name of the game starts with "Five Minute."

You'll get the hang of it in no time. Looking at the way the other forumgoers post will help. Always great to have a newcomer - stick around![/colorost_uid0]