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Old 02-01-2007, 08:28 AM
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"If you divide XXXX by 47, you'll get a number about as meaningless as any promise to promote Harry Kim."
"You are number XXXX to wonder if this reader counter joke was really funny."
"All of the characters and so forth belong to Paramount. Any punchlines belong to the fivist who wrote this thing. Any mistakes you may see belong to the Typo Fairy. The Great Bird of the Galaxy knows we feed him enough."
"Congratulations! You are number XXXX to wonder what you won merely because we said Congratulations."
"If this fiver is actually a fourver or a sixer by your watch, you might want to wind it up more often. Our watches are set by professional Vulcan jewelers."
"XXXX readers times five minutes each add up to...a number that's just about equal to the required number of years it will take for the Sword of Kahless to twirl back to DS9 from the Gamma Quadrant. I hope you're there to catch it, I have a Parisses Squares match that afternoon."
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