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Old 04-04-2005, 07:58 PM
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You manage to get one, but it steals your soul and runs away with your toaster, leaving you an empty husk of a human being, doomed to forever roam the world searching for the Toasted English Muffin of Happiness, which doesn't actually exist anyway.

I wish the voices in my head would leave me alone for five minutes.
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