This all reminds me of the Garfield Randomizer, something Owen introduced me to years ago when we were still at 3Sygma. It was a page that could pick Garfield panels at random and make a strip out of them. Owen's contention, which I agreed with, was that Garfield took on a real Zen quality if you randomized only the third panel. (In other words, Jon Stewart wouldn't have found it Zen-like at all. ZENG!)
Unfortunately, the page has been shut down by a cease-and-desist order from the syndicate. The best I can do is link you to
this blog post, where you can download a zipfile of 50 strips produced by the Randomizer.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short
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FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of
scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction