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ost_uid0]card: aAaaaa4a!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ oh ww4it, itz a dre4mj !!!!!!!!1~~~ !!!!!!!!!111~ .
piaRd: Aaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ oh wait, its a dream. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ OLOLOOLOLO!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ OLLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ !!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ .
asmiral ahyes: Guess what??!?!??!?!?!?!? OOLOLOOOLOLOLOOLO.... teh borg Are baX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~
picard: zaaaaaaaa~~~~~ 0h w4it, its a dream... .. U SUXR0 CAUSE YOU ARTE LAME !!!!!!!!!!111 ,
HAYSE: NO iTS nOT
PICARD: CRAP IP wikll hAX0R YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~
claptainz log: this is way bad OLOLOLO~~~ \\\\////\\\\////ere talkimng cinematic socPe hare!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ lolololol...
pIcard: st4rfleet didnt inivt eus to treh borgf party~~~
ge0rDi: 4www!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ CANT WE PLEEZ G0P LACE OUR LIVES IM DEADLY PERILL!?!?!?!?!? c/\/\e 2 my fto
data: ypou could try play1ngp haser tag near teh warp cdore~~
gerodi: i dont mean jjust any old w4y, sptudi
rikar: sdo wh ydidnt tehy invite us!?!?!? OLOLLOLOLOLOO
picard: they dont like m3~~ you suX0r becauSe y0u suck wAaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~
r1ker: geze, tehy could still have invited teh res tof uz. OLOLOLOLOO....
picard: ur sympaTjy is ovarwh3lming
troi: letsc heXOr whtas on thjer ad1io!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~
boe: were bRog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 get assimilated rEsistance suX0rz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~
STARFLEET: Y3AAGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~
PICADR: ENOUGH~~~~~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO.... D4TA, WITCH TO CUHM FM!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ oh, and lay in a course for Earth~~~~~~~
data: mi not te hpilot,, ths d0opmed redsjirt is..
HAWK: IH!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ llolollo~~~
wrof: ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 thta dOexz 1t -- r4 mthec ube!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~
enisgn: wasit, here comex Th enterprise!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ lolololo
worf oo, evwen bettAr!!!!!11 RAM THAT INST3AD.
ED|\|SIGN: SIR!?!?!? I will H4X0R
\\\\////\\\\////eof: i dont like r1kEr muxh!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~
pIcard: oput me rthrough to the f7eet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ (ahEm) okay, everybody fire at the sp0t teh voicez in mY head told mE about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ttro1: claptain, i sensew. .. AHXOR YOUUUUUUU,,, !!!!!1~~~~~ suspicion of iNsaniitty!!!!!!!!11~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
b0rg cube: kablazmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 haX0r the plann4t
jawk:kablazmo!?!?!?!? lolololol
picsrd: tEhrez no acc0unting fro sound efeftz!!!!! HEY, HER3z 20RF!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~
rikar: we;l wsell, look \/\/hat the targ dragged in. so how does 1t feel to ahve left tng for a far lesz popular show??????????????
WIRF: PAR/\/\ISSION TO KILL ROIKER, SIR???????????????????
picard: hmm.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . dene1d. \\\\////\\\\//// eMay need him larer
dAta: uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ LOLOLOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ THAT BROG SPHER3 KJUST WEnT BAC0R IN TIME,
picard: 1 umst follow tehm baX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~
DATA: TO R3OPAIR WWHATEVER 4MAGR REJHYVE DONE????????????? loololo
pic4rd: ot give them anotehr chancr To assimilate uus.. llololoo.... its nly fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~
lily:h are coem tHe de4th missilez frim spAce!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ you arE lame becuZ u uX0r/
zeframc0chrane: thats my cue to get drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pic4red: okay, blow up teh sphar3!!!!!!!!!!!!11 BUT FIRST LEAVE THE SHEILDS DOWN FOR A GOOD, LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~
JAWWK: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 . ~~~~~~ this doesnt bod3 well~~~~~~~ ololol~~
data: guesz what,, cl4pts1n?????????????? its the da befrto3 f1rst cont4ct!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~
picard: teh episod first ocntact wwas in seAson 4, yp0u dipstiX)r
DATA:NO, 4cTUAL FIRST CONTACT... ypou knwo, wIt the vulc--
pIcard: hush, y0u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ I ON J)0~~~~~ OD U WANT TO SPOIL TEH DRAmaT1C REVELATION?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? u r l4me
lily: Dei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ dei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ deid3idiedediudei!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
ADTA: JI~~~~ Iisnt it amusing how ypour3 gunfir eodesnt affecT m3!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??
likly: no!!!!!!!!111 excuse me while i faint~~~~
GEORD:I OKA,Y REHY NEED M,E DOWN ON TWEH PL4NET,, iS here Antyne else here whso A fan favourire and sh0uldnt be assimilated!?!??? JHAX0R YOUUUUUU.
barclay: m3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololololl... me!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 you suX0R
geordi: come along, AND GOD HELP HE REST OF U olo!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ ololloloololol!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~
ata: yor touhcing teh phoneix... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ist h4t a|\| emotional thing?????????????????
pidard: eys, if ind it very touxhIng...
ttoi: and twhy say i mnot funjny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~ you 4r3 suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 CAPTAIUN, WE CANT FINDD COCHRANE
picard: tfry gertting drunk.
troi: wi7l that wqork???????????
picard: suRe,, AHcJK YOUUUUUUU onceyouer drunk enough, everybody will olokk l1ke cochran3..
portaar: im broed!!!!!!11~~~~~~ LETZ ALL GET 4sIMILaTED.
e|\|gin3ers: okay!!!!!!!!!!!!
picard: whats that, mental voiecz!?!?!? y0u suXr0~ THERE ASRE BOGR ON THE SHIP???????? OLOL!!!!!!!!!~~~ who,a tnx fro tel;ling me!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ io wn j)0 beauz u suX0r!!!!!!!!!!1~~ id better beam baX0r r1ghrt aaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ lololollololololol...
ryiker: er~ !!!!!!!!!!!1 I OWN J00 becuz you ar3 lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 !!!!!!! daqta, g oqwith him and erplicate a traitjaX0ret.
BORG: LITtLE PIG, LUTTL3 PG, L3T US IN, LET US IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
crusher: not by teh aHir on m ychinny-chin-chin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ogawA: i donT knwo which si funneir: what y0u jus tsai,d oR teH fact that u answared to Little pig
picard: reprot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~
hawk:: 0ndIrtiomns in engineering/// HAX)R YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ co/\/\e 2 my ftp because I will ahck YOUUUUUU ~~~~~ olololololololol~~ ,,, OLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ ,,, pressure: borgl-ike; hUmiDitty: brogl-ikE; temperature: broG-lik3,
PCIARD: THERE AR BORG ON TeH DSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~ LOLOL....
WrOF: WE SURE ARe LUCKEY TO AHVE U 4ROUND TO FIGURE THeSE THIUNGZ OUT FRO US, CAPTAiN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
emh: pzl state hte nature of teH -- hey~~ qwhat 4m idoing on tng!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
crUshar: shut up and stall tehse borg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ YOU SUC
brog: hi DONT RIP EME OFF
emh: sigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ // !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont like thhis show!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~
PIARD: OKYA, HERES TEH PLAN: WE GO TO ENGINE3RING, BATTLE ANO VERWHELMINGLY OE POWERFUL ARMY OF BORRG, ANDT RY TO RRELEASE TIHS GAS WHICH CAN KILL CYBORGS -- VAPRO1ZiNG OURSElVEs INSTANTLY, OF COURSE,,, ololololoolo
Daat:c l;aptain, ir a str8gic genius!!!!!~~~~~~~ lollolololololololol~
TROI: I AM NOT DRUNK uare.. you are lame/// hic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~
RIKAR: M ESOB3R AND U DRUNK -C A|\| W3 S4Y DFeAM SCENARIO??!? OH, HI, ZEFARM COCHRAN3...
cochr4ne: geT Lost, you leddcherous beard3d scumbag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
troi: i tihkn h elikes you.
data: ha ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ i can turn off my 3motions amnd you cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~
pciard: reminD me again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ ,,, which 0new of uz can be Shut down by pushing am3asyl lirltebutton?!?!?!?!??!? oloolollololo~~~ oh yaeh -- yoiu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ stioop;id data!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~
data: ye4h, shutup...
cRUSHER: I LOST MY 2OtHC-ENYURY HUMAN,,, NIFNDHAR, FFROHE3ADB OY OLLOLOLOOLOLOL
wr0:f bAh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ LOLOLO~~ i am a wrariro, noit a loost & founD guiy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ ur human can strongaRm aldy fro all ii cr!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~
crusher: ypuo call teh captain baldy????????????????? OLOLOLOOLOLOLOLO
WROF:: W3LL, NOT TO HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
BROG: 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLOLOLOO~ D0NTT RIPE ME PFF CAUSE Y0U SUcK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!~~ 1 !!!!!!!!!!11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ OLOLOLOLOLOLOLO... ok4y, thats twelve of iz shoot!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ LOOLOLLLO~~ let adpa tnow!!!!!!!!!!!!~ LOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL
wR0f: h fudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ olool~ should we runm like headleesz chiX0r3nss, c7aptaim?!??!?!??? lololol...
pciardf: as soon as they capturde data LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO~ . ~
adta: whooaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~
picard: okay, now
1LY:: G0T UR PHASeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ hsa ha!!!!!!!!!11
;picard: fine, fine, ill get yuouo off teh ship. HACK YOUUUUUUU becuZ I will hXa)r YOU,,,
lily: goOd... OLOLOLOLOL oh, And a slong as yor at gunp0int, give me all ur cash and amjro credit cards.
p1card: do ypou takje staR treek mastarcrd?????????????
7iky: no...
borog qu3eN: hi,,, you suX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 I MTAKINFG FROM OFFSCREEN!!!!!111~~
data: spo0ky olololololol~
COCRHANE: YYPOU EXPECT ME T0 BELEIVE UR PREPOST4ROUZ STROY!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Riakr: well, except Teh parT with the vampitresa nd eth Swirtvchbalde-w3Ilding lop bunNeios!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ OLOLO.... imade that Up
COCRA|\|E: NUTS, TAHT WAS JMy fAOURIUYTEE PART oololool~
VAR1OOUs BROG: WHISTLE HWILE U ASSIOMILAt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~ THEIR IS A R4ITO DNOT RIPE ME OFF doo da dopo Da doo d4 doo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / iown joio because ur l 4me
varoiuz crewmen: curse thhis motage odb por-grelat3d clipz~~
daneils: te brog st0ppd opn deX0rt 11/// haX0R the p7annAt
hawK: thats just dsefl3ctr0 control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ come 2 my ftp DONT RIPE ME OFF~~~~~~ n oitihng i/\/\prt4nt...
wrof: r younuts?????????????????? olol.. teh deflectro ius one of teh mostt voTal systems on tEh ship loloollololollo..
hawk: loOk, 1 r3ad teh linmes im given!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
piacrsd: if y0u really want otu, u can jump ship
lily: cazn i have a bungee cord?????????????????? lololololl...
PCIARD: NO.
Lilyt:nuts gu3ss idd better trrusT u~
BROG QU3WEN: IM THWE RB0G
dtaa: i, the brog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ ololo~~ can i cal lpy0 uyteh?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
qUEEN: SHUY UP ADN LOOK AT YOUREA RM.
dazt: youve put skinm on it!!!!!!!!!11~ lolololololololololol
QUEEn:: RIGHT~~ OOOL ssee what im tryingg to prove???????!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
data: theres omre thAn one way to skin a data??????????????? TH3IR IS A RATIO DONT RIPE ME OFF
QUEEN: NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ S3E TEH DEEP IMLPICATIONS!?!?!??!?!???
data :i can finally go skinny-dippnig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~
queen: sigh . THIS ISGoI|\|G TO B EA LONG NOVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~
LIILY: SO SI IT TrUE THAT TEH FUTURE SI X-R8D???!?!?
picard: heXr0 on.. itst amner than a disney cartoon.. lolol!!!!!!!!!~~ I wIl7 haX)r U!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~
L1LY: OH. aaa4aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~
picard: re7ax, teHyre just borg. oo, i know oololoo.... lets tiX0r tehm 0ff on purpose!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
DIXON HIL7: HEY NOSY, IO N3ED UR MACHINE GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~
icdky The nose: why didnt u just AvhE the holodeeX0r mAke o|\|e Fro y0u?????????? lolololool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hill: um !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ YOU ARE LAED BEWCUZ yOU ARE SUCk!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ !!!!!!~~
nickey: in fact, since Its just a projectile weap0n, you couLd easily r3plic8 enough foryoure entire security force, diS;osiNg of teh rbog comPlete7y... lololololo!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ DDONT RIPE ME FOF.
hill: fg1ve /\/\e teh gun
mnickey yor not wrothy...
lily: geez, just t4ke it already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
barclayu: i remember u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ YUO IN\/ENTEFD WARp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~
COCHRAnE: i RME3BMER U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ YOU WEER OIN THE A-T34M!!!!!!1~~~~
barclay: i prfeer not to talk abotu my past!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ come my ftp,,, OLOLOLOLO~
geordi: lwets tlak ba0ut zefs future instead,,, THINK SCHOOLS, sTATIES, SHUTTLES... ~~~ olol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hack the plannet cause y0u are ssuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ oloolololololololo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~
barclay: n0oooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ NOT SHUTTLEZ!!!!!!!!!!~ ololo.. tEh cochrane is th one frmo threshlod!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~
gerodi: oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL im so sorry, guyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ !!!!!!!11~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ LOLO ~
pcard: teh brog r 0|\| teh hull!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ we muST go FifgHt them// LOLLOLLOLO~~~
worf: isn tthAt dangerous??????????????!!!!!???????????????????
PCIARD: DONT w0RRY, WERE BRINGInG A DEcOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~
HAWK: HI,,
dat:a saNd onw to makE mY getaway.. ololololololollolol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 THEIT IS A RTAIO DOnT RIPE NME OFF cuz ur lame!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ ow~ u suck my skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
QEUEN: NIC3 TRYT!!!!!!!!!1 lolololololololo~ now letz hqa\/3 s3x
daqta: thArts disgussting.. go0did3A...
haWk: 7etrz jut shpot the defkl3ctor dish. ..
pciard: i see two probleM with this one, its too esy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ two, ir wouldn tget u assimil8d!!!!!1~~~~~
hAWK: RIGhT, SORRY// LOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~
c0chrne: aaaaa4aaaa!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ LOLOLO~ i feAr my glorious fuure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~ LOLOL..
RI,KAR: GFTO THIS,, YOU usT VBE SOOT,, OLOOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coChrane: ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ haX0R the plannat causr I wll haX0RY OUUUUUU 1 th0ught ui utureg uys ware nice aND d00dly~ lolololololololo~~~~
geeordi: will isnt repreasentatve..
riker: hjey I D0 SO RPEREAsE|\|T,,
picards console: Bee beepb oo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 .. lolololollo ... yhunk
worFs console: bee pbeep bo0p. .. ololoololololol~~~ iown j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~ thunK
hawks console: beEp BEep bop!!!!!!!!1~ come 2 my ftp b3cauz I will ahckj you uM LOLOLOLOOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ ARR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ lolololoololololollo..
hawk: crap, ig ot the defectiE one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ 4aaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 a vrog got me!!!!!!!!!!!111
picard: yeah, tehyll do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 now i will finish ur job,,,
HAWKs CINSOLE: THUNK
PIC4RD: UCH BETTER okay, wofr, sh0t dowmn thos3 brog whilem aking some sort o fwtity Omment OLOLOLOLOLOOL....
WROF: ASS1MIL8 THs
picard:n O no, witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOLOLOOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ccoharne: ypou guys r all confusing me witrh Teh zefrsam ccochrane from meytamorphOsis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ im actually a jark!!!!!!!!111
rikar: i dot thInk lessa of u fro it..
cocharne: you wou7dnt..
wrof: fighhting the vorg is stpuie!!!!!!11
po1card: cihX0ren,,,
wrof: if you warent u, id killu rfo tjat~~~~
pciard: oh, really!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? so if KeleHyr miracol0us7y cvame baX0r from teh dead 4nd s much as mwentiomed chiX0ren in ur rpeasenC3, youd klil her aagin!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!? OOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~~
wrof: you know, excesaive liter4lism is a vcapityal offens3 o|\| the h0meword. LOLOOLOOLOOLOL~~
lioLy: ur 0ut fro revenge~~ IOWN 00!!!!!!!111~~~~~~
picadr: no im not, i just wanT to kil lev3rY lasT borg fro whaT tehy did to me... thats right, i s4id kkill!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ killkillkillkillkill
lily: you remind me of moby dsiX0r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~
picard: u mean cAptani ahab.
ill:y on,, he ahd hair...
pciaard: whales hAve hair.
li7y: j0t vary much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
picard: h0w do you know?????? llololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~
lily: stop quibbling anD have yor ch4nge Of heart already!!!!!!!~~~~~
picar:d omuter, blow this jo1nt... OLOOLOL~~~
com;puter: oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!111~ u7l bir|\|g me wiht ypou, right?????? olool
PIC4RD: AR,, yeah ,sure
picvard: Woorf, iMs orry i calle dyou a chioX0ren ansd a stoopiid-he4ds nd a ipt1ful f0ol and a wussy weEneiand a musclbound pe4brain,, LOLOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLO
wrof: yo uonly said teh first one. ololoo~~
pidard: oh!!!!!!111 lololo well, i \\\\////\\\\////as rthinkign thE others
COHRANE: TIE TO LAUNCHJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ THEIUR ISA RATIo DO|\|T IRPE ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ just let me turn On my n-fligfht musiC.
célinme doon :evEry night in my dreams, i eswe u, 1 fereeedeeeee lu. ololololoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ !!!!!!111~~~~~ LOLOLOL~~~ ..
rikAr:d 0 u trhink it would later teh tiMelin3 if u dclapit8fd hiM!??!??!?!??
gerodi: just plgu ur ears, sir,
lIl;y: rnt you xoming?????????????
picard: no, ahve to savee data from the borg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~
7ily: what!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? butr you failed to beat them witjh an Entir3 secUrity troop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLO
P1card: im asasming th3ylL ;let me pass This tim3 itz one of those kjusst crazy enough t0 work thinmgz!!!!!!!!!~~~ OOLOLOLOLOLOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ ololoollolol...
queen: hey ttehre, locuTus, Have yorself an epiphAny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
picxard: u wanted m t0 join u willingly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
QUEEN: THERE YOU GO oloolololololo dotn you fee epiphan1zed now???????????????????
p1card: im sure i woudl if i knew what that wofd meant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~ THEIR IS A RATIO DONT RIpW ME OFF anyway,, hanf ovar robot-biy lololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ lolololoololololololo~~~
data: hsut up, moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~ i like b1eng a borg
ppicrad: you clal yoiurself a borg????????????????? ahck tE polann4t ur just data withi mpllantz... er, exPlajntz.
DATA: QUIT BLOWING MY COVATR.
cochrane: aaaaA4aaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 the enteprrise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
rikar: calm dwn,, im sur3 its just dropp1ng by to fire at uS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~
data: torpedo away!!!!!111~~~~~~~ CXOME 2 MY TFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~ lolololoololol.. ypo ukNow, thAts fum t0 s4y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~
uqEen: H3uy, u /\/\issed t3h phoenix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~
d4ta: the phoenix?!?!?!??!?!?!? O R LAME I THOUGHT U AID CVENUZ lollololllololol~~~ incidentally, dei!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ lolololololol...
queen: noo0ooooo!!!!!!~~ mi /\/\elllllllllting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
pciard: eww. ool!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
claotaI|\|s 7og: ypou know, iT is fun to say torped0 away.. Torpedoo away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ torpedo Away~~~~~ olololol!!!!!!111
riker: hsaRe comes teh unforg3ttab7e moment of first conttacT/ ZAHCK YOUUUOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ IO WNMJ00!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU SUCK~~~ ololololoolol~
vUlcan: live long, but nowharre n3a raz long as us
cochrnae: party o|\|, dudes OLOLOLOL
riker: okay, So that wsaz a Gyp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~
pic4rd: frwee7l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ LOLOLOLO ILLM ISS YOR PREcOcITY AND TOT4L LAX0R OF TACTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~
lily: so long. iLL MISSU RS OBREItY aND TOtAL LAX0R 0F AHIR,,
wRorf: we Hid behoi|\|d the mono andt he vlcans diDnt See u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
picard: ar you ser1oyus!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!? u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~~ MSAN, TWEHY REaLLY SUX0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ANMYWAY, LET GETY OTU OF HREE
TEORI: AM I THE OMN7y 0NE WROREID ASBOUT THE CONSEQUECNES OF WhAT EWEVE DOJE!?!?!?!?!? k onwLedge 0f tehborg, howev3rs light,, ahs now reached eatrth ---s 0 whatz ouR 3xcuse for not knowing anything zabout them in q who?????!?!?!?? you suX0 rb3cuz y0u r Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
Picard: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AR YOU ONE OF THOSE 3VLI DARK RFONTEIR RATIONALIZERS????????????? HACK YOUUUUUUU
ttrooi: ar!!!!! .. .. Th31R IS A RATIO DONT RIPE ME FF. NO... . COME 2 MY FTP CAuS3 I WILL HACK U .. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ OLOLOLOOL...
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