Something tells me you people would enjoy Paranoia. Atleast, I can think of no other RPG that would be suited to your particular brand of insanity.
Gatac
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Katy: Can I have the skill 'drive car off bridge and have parachute handy'?
Justin: It's kind of a limited skill.
Greg: Depends on how often you drive off bridges.
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