Agent Smith: This place stinks
Morpheus: Oops, I farted
Neo: We need guns, lots of guns *Whoosh*
Trinity: oOo a bazooka
Neo: Warn me before you fire that thing
or
Neo: We need guns, lots of guns *Whoosh*
Trinity: We need a plan, lots of plans
Tank: Sorry, all out.
Neo: Ok, this lobby is dull. Let's Redecorate!
Trinity: What an explosive idea!
Security Cops: GAK!
Neo: That was easy, too easy.
Computer: Level 1 complete
Neo: How many levels are there?
Trinity: 100, but don't worry, I have a cheatcode.
*Tougher guards run in*
Lead Guard: FREEZE!
Computer: Level 2 Begin
BAM! BAM! BANG! GAK!
BOOM!
Neo: The elevator is now out of service
or
Security Cops: GAK!
Computer: Level 1 complete
Neo: 1 level down and im out of ammo already
Trinity: Who needs guns when you can kick them where it hurts
Guard: FREEZE!
Trinity: FREEZE THIS!
Neo: Ouch, that's gotta hurt
Neo: I thought you brought that bazooka?
Trinity: I couldn't get it through security
Neo: That sucks
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