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Old 10-29-2004, 08:47 AM
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SECURITY GUARD #1: Man, what a sweet gig. I’ve been here for years and the most we had to deal with was a miss-delivered pizza.
SECURITY GUARD #2: Yeah, we smacked him around good for that.
SECURITY GUARD #1: Sure did. It’s been a nice job, but I’m finally retiring tomorrow. Just thank God everyday I made it through and my kids are-GAK!
ALL SECURITY GUARDS: GAK!
NEO: What do you think they were talking about?
TRINITY: Your mother.
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