This Is an Announcement for no-one:
We would like to inform you that the dead will be rising at 12:45. They will be served with tea and biscuits.
Please have your livers ready for checking. However only smarties have the answer.
The dead will not rise on Wednesdays, they will be replaced with a temporary fish service except on Wednesdays, when they will not.
Thank You
The Overseer of Everything
Milton Keynes
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise...
Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica.
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House Quote of the Day!
"I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD
I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats.
Dr Wilson MD (Just)
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