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Interesting...
YOUR NAME
The singular boring question: What is your name?:
Andromeda, I mean Lisa.
If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?:
Luke. (Luke, I am your father! )
Would you name a child of yours after you?:
I believe that naming your child after yourself is the single most self obsessed thing you could do. (That means no)
If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?:
Friend?
What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?:
I have been called Lisa Tablet before.
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?:
Lisa is just to dull, so no.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:
Unsure. Possibly religion is just something we make up to be comforted.
Do you think God has a gender?:
Don't believe in god. *ducks just in case*
Do you think science counteracts religion?:
People keep finding ways to get past that, so no.
Do you believe in organized religion?:
Not really.
Where do you think we go when we die?:
Six feet under the ground for future storage.
Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this category?:
Should I?
HUMOR
How easy is it to make you laugh?:
I went into hysterics for an entire 45 minute scince lesson because someone said boom as they flicked a rubber band. That answer your question?
What person you know makes you laugh the most?:
Sarah Jucha
Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?:
What shouldn't I laugh at?
Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?:
I don't tell jokes. Not real ones, anyway. Yes, I suppose
What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?:
'Delicious smell' (Private joke) 'Nicaragua.' (what is that anyway?)
What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?:
funny ha ha or funny strange? nothing and lots.
MUSIC
Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?:
They're always watching. *looks around suspiciously*
What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?:
Mmm-Bop.
What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?:
The songs in spanish by Shakira
What song(s) are constantly in your head?:
"I want candy, doo doo doo do doo!"
What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?:
'Lisa, it's your birthday!'
If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?:
None, I don't want to scare him away.
If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?:
None, that would scare me away!
MOVIES
What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?:
Does Andromeda count?
Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?:
No, but prequels are.
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?:
Han Solo, no question.
What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?:
Andromeda
What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?:
'Scary Movie'
FOOD
When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?:
If it has Tomato Sauce, it's good.
What's your favorite kind of cheese?:
The edible kind.
What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?:
I don't like to eat inedible stuff.
If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?:
I don't know, because i don't know what's in it.
Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?:
Mmmm, meat.
COMPUTERS
Mac or PC?:
Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh! Kill the Mac, Kill the Mac!
How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?:
If hitting it with a brick helps, it's all good.
Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?:
Oh yeah. People can't see me.
Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?:
I really don't actually talk much. I say maybe two unnessesary sentences a day, and speak when I'm spoken to.
Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?:
eBay is annoying. That's a no.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?:
It would be easier I reckon.
What do you love most about the other gender?:
the fact that the initials spell TOG
What do you dislike most about the other gender?:
The word gender. I prefer 'Opposite Sex'
What do you understand least about the other gender?:
Why they like to play football (Aussie), and basically run around getting bashed up.
CELEBRITIES
Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?:
Not good looking, but sometimes i prefer certain actors/tresses
What celebrity's autograph do you want most?:
Elvis, then i could sell it.
Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?:
I looked like Padme once, but i was dressed as Princess Leia so that's kinda strange.
If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?:
That would be a really boring movie. I wouldn't want to ruin an actors career like that.
Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?:
For some reason, that question makes no sense to me whatsoever.
If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?:
Jim Carrey - is he insane?
Do you want to be John Malkovich?:
Who is John Malkovich?
NUMBERS
Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?:
I will ignore that.
Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?:
Yes, because if I'd ignored it, i wouldn't have written anything, now would I?
Do you actually know your Social Security Number?:
What is that?
Do you actually know your IP address?:
What is that?
Do you know what an IP address is?:
Don't you ever listen to a thing I say?
Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?:
Extension? Of what? (Ha Ha, zip, that's funny! add that to my 'Words I laugh at list.)
Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?:
Oooh, floaty.
Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?:
all numbers are imaginary, infinity is not a number, and numbers are imaginary things, not beings capable of irrationality.
What do you think of pi?:
It doesn't look much like a pie, now does it?
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?:
If something annoys me, I'll ignore it, or come up with some supposedly wittl remark.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?:
complimented
Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?:
Who cares?
Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?:
My parents names are pretty uncommon, but one of my cousins is dating someone with the same name as my uncle, and she gets on just fine.
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?:
Again, does anyone really care about that?
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?:
I am underage, so I wouldn't know.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?:
Yeah. I am now.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?:
I'll ask them and tell you.
Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?:
Give up? What? I can't give up, I haven't started.
POSSESSIONS
What is your favorite possession?:
My dragon ring
What physical, tangible possession do you want most?:
The entire series of Andromeda on DVD.
How badly do you want it?:
Price, my soul? Okay.
Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?:
No
How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?:
There's a pun? No, I mean that. What is it?
HOLIDAYS
Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?:
I actually was singing Jingle Bells, and Jingle Bell Rock, 10 minutes ago
How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?:
When I leave school, I just wanna stay right there.
What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?:
I dressed as Tinkerbell when I was about 7, and I haven't dressed up since.
What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?:
You really don't listen to a word I say, do you?
What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?:
Holidays have meaning?
There are currently no federal holidays during August -- what should be put there?:
How about 'Month Off Day'
MEMORIES
How good is your short-term memory?:
What was the question? What was I doing?
How good is your long-term memory?:
I remember being two and hugging a complete stranger's leg 'cos I thought he was my Dad.
What is your earliest memory?:
That previous one.
What is your happiest memory?:
My second Houseboat Trip.
What is your strangest memory?:
I remember sitting on the edge of my spa eating cat food.
What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?:
I don't wish, I do.
TEARS
What movie makes/made you cry?:
Pay It Forward
What book makes/made you cry?:
Oh, lots. But don't tell anyone.
What song makes/made you cry?:
There's this song, in this movie, but I can't remember either name.
What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?:
Sarah has this habit of saying 'No, you're a ...' and whatever you said. I happened to say, 'There's a delicious smell in this room' while we worked at Marcellinas (restaurant) and her response was 'No, you're a delicious smell' and we didn't get any work done for about 15 minutes after that.[/color
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