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The singular boring question: What is your name?:
Katrina Waltz
If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?:
Ummm........David?
Would you name a child of yours after you?:
not exactly but i have concitered the name Katy Jane for a girl.
If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?:
easy... Sara
What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?:
for some reason everyone calls me Kristina
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?:
No. .
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:
Sort of, i think people confused on some of the details
Do you think God has a gender?:
no
Do you think science counteracts religion?:
I'll get back to you on that one
Do you believe in organized religion?:
yes
Where do you think we go when we die?:
that would depend
Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this category?:
nope
HUMOR
How easy is it to make you laugh?:
pritty darn eazy
What person you know makes you laugh the most?:
either my little brother or my friend Todd
Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?:
No.
Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?:
you better beleve it
What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?:
I would have to say *edited for content*
What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?:
In 6th grade i wrote a letter from the POV of a turkey in favor of eating anything other than turkey for thanksgiving
MUSIC
Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?:
yes. even if they are watching
What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?:
Bird is the Word
What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?:
There are lots of them, none of which i can think of at the moment
What song(s) are constantly in your head?:
usualy just what ever i heard last, but i did have a weird al song stuck in my head for a week straight once.
What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?:
Probably something by Weird Al
If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?:
"I Can Love You Like That"
If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?:
See above
MOVIES
What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?:
Dave, Its about this guy that they get to pretend to be the president and he falls in love with the first lady, no one ever seem to have heard of it.
Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?:
No.
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?:
Ive always liked Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle for some reason
What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?:
non-sequels
What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?:
movies that star hit singers that cant act.
FOOD
When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?:
Taste.
What's your favorite kind of cheese?:
munster
What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?:
Um... should it say someting about my personality?
If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?:
I still eat hotdogs dont i
Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?:
not in a million years
COMPUTERS
Mac or PC?:
PC
How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?:
Not really
Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?:
no, only when talking to compleat strangers
Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?:
yes. i'm realy quiet on the phone and what im like in person well... lets just say you cant convey that in words
Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?:
ha! Ive no credit card to bid with
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?:
Yeah, im a bit of a tom boy.
What do you love most about the other gender?:
the fact that their eazier to understand than women
What do you dislike most about the other gender?:
that they get all goofy over pritty girls
What do you understand least about the other gender?:
just why do they get all goofy over pritty girls
CELEBRITIES (This section omitted because i have no intrest in celeberitys and i am to tired to think of joke answers)
NUMBERS
Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?:
i have to agree with PHJ, just the number 47
Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?:
No.
Do you actually know your Social Security Number?:
yes, eversince i started filling out collage apps
Do you actually know your IP address?:
should i?
Do you know what an IP address is?:
no idea
Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?:
nope
Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?:
YES!!!!!
Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?:
Nope. my brother on the other hand starts pulling his hair out if you so much as mention the letter i
What do you think of pi?:
Heehee, somany puns so little time
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?:
Frightened no, uncomfortable sorta
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?:
I'll try anything once
Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?:
I have to know someone well enough to call them my friend before ill date them
Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?:
yes
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?:
i just wish i had the guts to ask a guy out.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?:
not that i'v had any experiance with this but i think commitment sould come before sex
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?:
no, but the other way around, yes
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?:
not at all
Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?:
Yes.
POSSESSIONS
What is your favorite possession?:
my books
What physical, tangible possession do you want most?:
a car, that runs
How badly do you want it?:
not so badly anymore cause i got one to day (only 47000 miles on it, i think its a sign)
Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?:
No.
How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?:
i knew right away, my mom is the punmaster
HOLIDAYS
Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?:
YES!
How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?:
I hope i never get that old.
What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?:
my gandma made me and all 15 of my cousins a diffrent color crayon, that was great.
What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?:
cant think of one
What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?:
none of them? maybe thanksgiving or independice day
There are currently no federal holidays during August -- what should be put there?:
August Day, a free day off from work because summers almost over
MEMORIES
How good is your short-term memory?:
whats worse that horrably tarable
How good is your long-term memory?:
pritty good
What is your earliest memory?:
when my brother was born when i was two and a half
What is your happiest memory?:
going to the beach in forlida when i was 5
What is your strangest memory?:
getting in to the medicen cabent when i was 3, turning up the choloclat x-lax and takeing my moms Dilatin insted
What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?:
Shrek (I'm almost there)
TEARS
What movie makes/made you cry?:
"the Grave of the Fireflys" made me ball
What book makes/made you cry?:
one i read once, i think it was called "Mick was Here"
What song makes/made you cry?:
Garth Brooks the Dance
What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?:
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