[color=#000000 ost_uid0]Alright, I'll give this a go. Forgive the markup.
[b ost_uid0]YOUR NAME[/b ost_uid0]
- The singular boring question: What is your name?
- Derek Dean
- If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
- I think my mom told me Rebecca once
- Would you name a child of yours after you?
- My father's first name is my middle name. I've considered doing something similar for my son, if I have one.
- If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
- Eric, it'd be the easiest to get used to, I suspect.
- What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
- My name doesn't get mispronounced, but I have seen every variant spelling of Derek.
- If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
- I'd drop my first name and go by Dean, but everyone will think I dropped my last name. Guess the joke'll be on them.
[b ost_uid0]DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS[/b ost_uid0]
- Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
- Doubtful.
- Do you think God has a gender?
- I agree with my wife that he transcends gender.
- Do you think science counteracts religion?
- "Counteracts"? That's an interesting word. I was expecting "Contradicts." I'm pretty sure the answer is no.
- Do you believe in organized religion?
- No, I believe in God.
- Where do you think we go when we die?
- I believe we "sleep" until the Final Judgment.
- Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this category?
- Why would I?
[b ost_uid0]HUMOR[/b ost_uid0]
- How easy is it to make you laugh?
- Depends on my mood.
- What person you know makes you laugh the most?
- Two people: Zeke and Amanda.
- Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
- While not entirely sure what type of jokes I know I shouldn't laugh at, I'm pretty sure the answer is yes regardless.
- Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
- See above
- What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
- Llama is as good an answer as any.
- What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
- I'm not sure if this is funniest thing I've ever said or written, but I think my favorite fiver of the ones I've written is "The Magicks of Megas-Tu".
[b ost_uid0]MUSIC[/b ost_uid0]
- Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
- No, but I'll sing along.
- What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
- That slow boring song during Disney's [iost_uid0]Robin Hood[/iost_uid0] animated movie.
- What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
- Any done in a foreign language.
- What song(s) are constantly in your head?
- Right now, "Eye of the Tiger", but that probably is because it's playing on my mp3 player.
- What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
- "Old McDonald"
- If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
- I usually use made-up songs.
- If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
- I'm flexible.
[b ost_uid0]MOVIES[/b ost_uid0]
- What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
- I loved [iost_uid0]Dark City[/iost_uid0] and [iost_uid0]Mystery Men[/iost_uid0], and while I know people who also like them, neither was largely well accepted.
- Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
- Not necessarily, but there does seem to be a rule about the first being good, the second being poor, and the third being somewhere in between.
- Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
- Don't know that I have one. Chewbacca, maybe?
- What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
- Movies about me, darnit.
- What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
- Movies not about me.
[b ost_uid0]FOOD[/b ost_uid0]
- When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
- Taste.
- What's your favorite kind of cheese?
- Swiss.
- What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
- That I'm very holy.
- If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
- Very likely
- Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
- Ha! I feel guilty if I don't eat enough red meat each week.
[b ost_uid0]COMPUTERS[/b ost_uid0]
- Mac or PC?
- Linux, which runs happily on either platform. (I've only ever used PC though.)
- How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
- Depends. I like to know how everything interoperates (and seeing as I'm a computer programmer, I do have a pretty good idea of how it does), but I don't necessarily care about [iost_uid0]my[/iost_uid0] computer's internal operations as long as it'll work.
- Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
- I did in college when my team members and I were working on various group projects. IMing allowed us to each be at our own computers yet still collabarate fairly well.
- Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
- No.
- Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
- I haven't ever done anything on eBay
[b ost_uid0]THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES[/b ost_uid0]
- Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
- Yes.
- What do you love most about the other gender?
- My wife is one of them.
- What do you dislike most about the other gender?
- They keep asking you to stop whatever you're doing and come kill a bug for them.
- What do you understand least about the other gender?
- Why they can't kill bugs themselves.
[b ost_uid0]CELEBRITIES[/b ost_uid0]
- Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
- No
- What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
- CS Lewis (too bad he's dead).
- Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
- I once had a Spanish teacher who was talking to me in Spanish say that I looked like a young Mel Gibson, but I think she was trying to see if I was following her while she was speaking or not.
- If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
- Me.
- Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?
- No, and that's what imdb.com is for anyway.
- If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
- None.
- Do you want to be John Malkovich?
- No, but it might be cool being that Musketeer he played (unless it was Porthos *shudder* is it chili in here?)
[b ost_uid0]NUMBERS[/b ost_uid0]
- Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
- Not since high school, and only then because all my friends did.
- Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
- What a dumb question.
- Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
- Yes.
- Do you actually know your IP address?
- Not off-hand; that's why I have a domain name.
- Do you know what an IP address is?
- Yes. It is the third layer in the seven-layer model of network communication. It is combined with the fourth layer (which is the style of transmission) when used on the internet. There are two dominant styles of IP: IPv4, which we commonly use now and is of the form xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx, and IPv6, which we will probably all move to in the not-so-far-off future and is of a form something like xx:xx:xx:xx:xx:xx.
- Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
- Not really. I think it starts with a 1.
- Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
- I like numbers
- Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
- No
- What do you think of pi?
- SQRT(3) is cooler.
[b ost_uid0]LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT[/b ost_uid0]
- Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
- No
- If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
- This actually happened to me in high school. I went out with her and have regretted it ever since.
- Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
- I have only ever gone into relationships knowing the person, and can't conceive of doing it differently (fortunately, I don't have to worry about that anyway.)
- Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
- Sure.
- Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
- It's okay; it's llamas.
- What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
- I'm not in favor of it.
- Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
- Yes
- Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
- My wife seems to, and that's good enough for me.
- Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
- I think the latter should become before the former regardless.
[b ost_uid0]POSSESSIONS[/b ost_uid0]
- What is your favorite possession?
- I donno.
- What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
- A widescreen TV with a nice home theatre system.
- How badly do you want it?
- I want it, but I can be patient.
- Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?
- Yes
- How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?
- Longer than I'd like to admit.
[b ost_uid0]HOLIDAYS[/b ost_uid0]
- Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?
- Christian Christmas music is nice at any time as long as it's in a religious context, but the way Christmas stuff goes out in October is somewhat pathetic.
- How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
- No time in the foreseeable future.
- What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
- My mom once made me "The Headless Horseman" from the story about Sleepy Hollow.
- What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
- Don't recall.
- What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
- I typically treat holidays that have Christian significance with their significance.
- There are currently no federal holidays during August -- what should be put there?
- Don't care.
[b ost_uid0]MEMORIES[/b ost_uid0]
- How good is your short-term memory?
- Sorry, what was the question?
- How good is your long-term memory?
- It's like one of those big gray things.
- What is your earliest memory?
- Flying in the Dumbo flying ride at Disney World when I was 3 or so.
- What is your happiest memory?
- Probably getting married.
- What is your strangest memory?
- Some of my dreams seem very real and register as memories. Those are normally pretty weird.
- What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
- Right now? None.
[b ost_uid0]TEARS[/b ost_uid0]
- What movie makes/made you cry?
- No movie has yet made me cry, though there are probably some that have made my eyes wet.
- What book makes/made you cry?
- Can't think of any.
- What song makes/made you cry?
- Can't think of any.
- What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?
- [quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Tucker:[/bost_uid0] Look, Polly...I owe you an apology.
[bost_uid0]T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] For trying to kill me back on that planet?
[bost_uid0]Tucker:[/bost_uid0] Nope.
[bost_uid0]T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] For putting the dog at my duty station and calling him T'Porthos?
[bost_uid0]Tucker:[/bost_uid0] Nope.
[bost_uid0]T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] For calling me Polly a minute ago?
[bost_uid0]Tucker:[/bost_uid0] No, and that's three guesses. It's because I read the letter you got.
[bost_uid0]T'Pol:[/bost_uid0] Which one?
[bost_uid0]Tucker:[/bost_uid0] Oh, you know...the one that went "T'Pol, you must return to Vulcan immediately. Your fiancé is developing a crush on Hoshi."[/quoteost_uid0]
which is then followed up by:[quoteost_uid0][bost_uid0]Archer:[/bost_uid0] I dunno...anybody else got a plan?
[bost_uid0]T'Porthos:[/bost_uid0] Ruff!
[bost_uid0]Archer:[/bost_uid0] Now that I like. Thanks, dog-lady.[/quoteost_uid0]
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"I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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