Agent Smith: What is going on?
Agent Brown: It's raining sir
Agent Smith: Why is it raining inside?
Agent Jones: Because Mr Anderson and that Hot Chick are in the building
Agent Smith: Has Elvis left yet?
Agent Jones: I'm afraid so
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Neo: Is there room for two on this elevator?
Trinity: Yes, but you must leave your spoon behind
Neo: There is no spoon
(The lobby, which was just redecorated by our heros, is now engulfed in flames)
or
Trinity: Is there room for two on this elevator?
Neo: Yes, but you must leave your bazooka behind
Trinity: There is no bazooka
(The lobby, which was just redecorated by our heros, is now engulfed in flames)
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Agent Jones: Hey Mr. Anderson, it's Bullet Time
*Neo dodges bullets*
Neo: BTW, my name is Neo
Agent Jones: Whatever, time to die
Trinity: Dodge This!
*Agent Disappers*
Neo: That foot of yours is deadly
Trinity: My foot is more powerful than you can possibly imagine
or
Neo: What's wrong? Is it a big ugly bug?
Trinity: No, only it's only Agent Jones
Agent Jones: Sorry, Agent Smith can't hog all the screen time..yet.
*Bullet Time*
Neo: Ow, back sprain!
Agent Jones: You should stretch before dodging bullets like that
Trinity: Dodge This!
*Agent Disappears*
Neo: He didn't stretch.
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