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[color=#000000ost_uid0]From "Mudd's Women":

[quoteost_uid0]Spock: Your speaker credits say your name is Mudd.
Mudd: Who are you going to believe, the fiver or me?
Spock: Welcome abord, Mr. Walsh.
Mudd: And these are my women: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
Spock: Again, the episode title is "Mudd's Women," not "Walsh's Women."
Mudd: Ahem.
Spock: Sorry, Mr. Walsh. Let me take you to the captain.

Blossom: Mr. Spock, you're so dreamy.
Spock: Whatever.
Mudd: You're either Vulcanian or gay.
Spock: Vulcanian? Lithium? Uhura in gold? CAN WE BE CONSISTENT IN ANYTHING?
Mudd: Apparently not.
Blossom: I think he's gay.
Spock: Don't feed the slashers.[/quoteost_uid0]

Translated into Spanish and back, it reads:

[quoteost_uid0]Spock: Its loudspeaker that the credits say their name is Mudd.
Mudd: Who are you that you are going to believe, fiver or I? Spock: Pleasant Abord, Mr. Walsh.
Mudd: And these are my women: Flower, bubbles, and ranúnculo.
Spock: Once again the title of the episode is "women of Mudd," not them "women of Walsh."
Mudd: Ahem.
Spock: Grieved, Mr. Walsh. Déjeme to take to the captain.
Flower: Mr. Spock, you are so dreamy.
Spock: What. [color=redost_uid0](I was expecting "That which" to come out instead)[/colorost_uid0]
Mudd: You are Vulcanian or cheers.
Spock: Vulcanian? Lithium? Uhura in gold? WE CAN BE CONSTANT IN ANY THING?
Mudd: Apparently no.
Flower: I think it I am glad.
Spock: It does not feed slashers.[/quoteost_uid0]




[quoteost_uid0]Kirk: Your name is mud.
Mudd: Gasp! How'd you find out?
Kirk: Find out what, Mr. Walsh? Anyway, I'm putting you under arrest.[/quoteost_uid0]

becomes

[quoteost_uid0]Spock: Its loudspeaker that the credits say their name is Mudd.
Kirk: Its name is mud.
Mudd: Shout of astonishment! How'd that you discover?
Kirk: Discovers what, Mr. Walsh? In any case, I am putting to him under halting.[/quoteost_uid0]




This one is classic:

The seemingly harmless
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becomes

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