Yeah, if anybody asks, Zeke's starting a rutabaga patch.
Why rutabagas? First of all, it's just a funny word. Second of all, in Winnie-the-Pooh and the Blustery Day, a Piglet-kite-towing Pooh plows through Rabbit's carrot patch, neatly depositing the carrots into a wheelbarrow. So Rabbit says, "Next time I hope he goes through my rutabaga patch."
Today's lesson has been brought to you by the letter X, as in "Nate's mind can be so X-asperating."
Why do I suddenly hear groans?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes
nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.