Chibi TJI!
Pollsters at the Five-Minute University have compiled a completely accurate[1] poll regarding the eTrektion, with only one question: If you could vote for any sentient entity, who would it be?
The answer was both surprising and unsurprising at the same time. With 75% of the vote, Seko the Sig Kitty would be the choice of the populace. However, as Seko is not running due to orders from a certain person who shall remain obvious, the focus shifts to the #2 response, the Morphine Party, with 10%. The Morphine spokesman, Mr. Opium, cited an in-house struggle as the reason for their poor showing, upon which his former running mate, Mr. Valium, proceeded to call him a "big ninny doo-doo-head."
As for Zuke, sources state he intends to use the power of this small feline for his own twisted ends. Those ends appear to be *MMPHGRMMLGEPH* *thunk*
[1] When I say "accurate", I mean "fictional".
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0
Adding a few modern names: $0
Making a few obscure references: $0
Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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